Remarks on English Usage

In my spare time, I enjoy identifying common errors of English grammar and usage and complaining bitterly about them. As a mere amateur in this area, I claim only the most superficial understanding of the relevant issues and generally defer to the experts. In particular, I'm a fan of Goold Brown (others who share my admiration for G.B. may be interested in acquiring this commemorative toilet kit), H. W. Fowler, and either Wilson Follett or Jacques Barzun, depending on who is responsible for my favorite parts of Modern American Usage. Occasionally, however, in the spirit of Kingsley Amis's dictum, "The defence of the language is too large a matter to be left to the properly qualified", I offer my own observations. It is my hope that arrogance, pedantry, and dogmatism can compensate for what I lack in other credentials. Some of my favorite barbarisms, solecisms, and improprieties are discussed herein.

Some writers in this area are deserving of special attention:

  • Goodnight Moon: A Tribute to George Washington Moon (html or pdf)
  • The Assassination of Henry Fowler by the Coward Robert Burchfield (html or pdf)
  • Strunk vs. White: An Analysis of Authorship (html or pdf)
  • The War of the Words (coming soon)